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Important research determines that Sprite is the best hangover cure

Chinese scientists fail to test bacon sandwiches in search for the best hangover cure.

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What’s going on in the kitchen? Coolio is cookin!

Gangsta’s Paradise rapper cooks students a meal before reproducing the hit record in their living room.

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Make me spoon gorilla says bender

Cutlery crushing crackpot Uri Gellar has commissioned a 12ft gorilla made from spoons.

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Chocolate prices set to triple in time for Christmas

According to the Telegraph’s revised definition of the word Triple, Christmas could be cancelled as poor crop forecasts mean prices could rise by up to 33% which is fortunately nothing like triple.

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Ex-Prison Officer keeps crocodile in bungalow

Kent man Chris Weller lives in loft while the snappy reptile inhabits croc pool in converted home.

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Pickle lorry crashes in Shepton Mallet, headline writers force Cheddar gag

Despite shedding its load 10 miles from Cheddar a Branston pickle lorry became the butter the joke.

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Does the Lotto price hike leave punters short changed?

Tickets are twice the price but how does the new Lotto prize structure compare?

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